When the Democrats and crazy progressives are finished passing their "gift" to the American people on the floor of the US Senate come Christmas Eve, a promise to intrude into our personal lives and regulate individual behavior forever while confiscating even more of our wealth, remember to sing it loud and sing it proud. We're all socialists now! All hail the mighty new messiah!
Silent night, Obama night
Reid holds vote to slash your rights
Pay your taxes to abort a child
Holy Senate spends money like wild
Sleep in bureaucratic peace
We've rationed your health care
So rest forever in peace.
Silent night, bribery at night
Americans quake at the sight
Glorious gifts for Dodd and Landrieu
Nelson is singing Alleluia!
Obama's the Saviour its sworn
But the Constitution's been torn.
Silent night, liberty's fight
2000 page bill is tyranny-lite
Radiant beams from lobbyists' face
Premiums to rise at a record pace
Jesus, what have we done?
We shouldn't have elected The One.
Yes, it's truly come to this. Obama can't handle being upstaged even by Christ, so he's going to make himself the focal point of Christmas weekend. I'm holding out for a miracle, but if this monstrosity goes through I'm afraid 2010 is going to be a depressing year. Pass the eggnog.