"Once abolish God and the government becomes the God." -G.K. Chesterton

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Obama Would Buy Newsweek Except He Already Owns Them

Who needs Pravda when you've got Newsweek? The relationship is so cozy, the president has even written stories for them. Too bad they could go the way of Woolworth's. Anybody want to buy a 76-year-old weekly magazine in the age of the internet? If so, please contact the Suckers Dept. of the Washington Post Company.

This is the news magazine that ran a serious cover story on "Why Joe Biden Is No Joke." And that was only a couple years after running a false story about a Koran being flushed down a toilet at Gitmo. Then there was the scathing expose of all those racist babies. Now we learn they lost $30 million last year, and that was with Barack the Magnificent on the cover every other week. No wonder they're all socialists now. They've been running the place like a government agency for years. But don't feel too bad for their favorite cover model if Newsweek folds. Barry has a knack for talking their most obnoxious, liberal reporters into writing praise-filled books of fluff about him (see Richard Wolffe). Or just joining his communications staff.

1 comment:

  1. News Week is pathetic. I know highschoolers that have written better stuff!