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"Once abolish God and the government becomes the God." -G.K. Chesterton

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Apologizing to Extremists, Not Apologizing to Americans

Today, President Obama apologized for the extremely hostile act of inadvertently offending the Religion of Peace by disposing of their holy book in an insensitive manner, thereby insulting many of the biggest murderers, rapists, and pedophiles on the planet, crucial voices of the moderate Taliban every one. Peace negotiations for a secure Afghanistan may now be in jeopardy. If you are trying to wrap your head around why peace negotiations would even be necessary when dealing with the Religion of Peace, well you're obviously not paying attention to our politically correct masters.

The Muslim outcry started earlier this week when several Korans were reportedly placed in an incinerator after it was discovered detained members of the Religion of Peace had been defacing them with inscriptions promoting violent extremism and using them to facilitate communication in the detainee library, where the holy books were graciously provided by American forces - those pigs. In protest, members of the Religion of Peace retaliated against the violence committed against their sacred words on paper by killing two American soldiers, rioting in the streets, attacking forces in charge of Afghan security, and beheading at least four fellow civilians... peacefully, of course.

No word yet on whether President Obama will also be apologizing for forcing Catholics to provide abortions and pay for contraception against their deepest held convictions. I suspect the answer is no.

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