Never Let a Crisis Go Without a Logo

Barack brands a massacre. Because sometimes "Yes, We Did!" just doesn't seem quite appropriate.

No lie. T-shirts with the phrase "Together We Thrive" were made available for mourners at tonight's memorial service in Tucson with Dear Leader in attendance. I'm hoping a similar logo won't appear on the podium when the president gives his political address/eulogy.

You may recall when Lyndon Johnson attempted to brand the shooting of JFK with "Rising Above the Grassy Knoll" tote bags. Epic fail. But don't feel bad for The One. Feel bad for the families of the victims.