"Once abolish God and the government becomes the God." -G.K. Chesterton

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Parodies I Wish I Wrote

Iowahawk has a number of articles poking fun at reporters who quote "administration insiders" as their source. This is my favorite (it's pretty evident who the insider is):

Vice President Joe Biden is Barack Obama's BFF!

Do you know who our President is? His name is Barack Obama, and he is our first African-American president. He is clean and articulate and lives in a big white house in Washington DC. Inside his house he works in a busy office that is shaped like an oval! An oval is a shape that is round like a circle, except it is squished.

The job of president is very important, so Barack Obama has many people who help him. Some of these people are good, but some are not very good and try to be sneaky behind his back. This is why he always depends on his very best friend Joe Biden.

Joe is a loyal friend and keeps the bad helpers from getting Barack Obama into trouble. This is why Barack Obama lets Joe be the Vice President. Vice President is the second most important job. If something bad happens to Barack Obama, he wants Joe to become the President because he trusts him.
Joe is from Delaware, which is the very first state. Also, he likes trains! Do you like trains?

Go to page 23 and take the Joe Biden quiz!

1 comment:

  1. Is there a word search at the end, I really want to do a word search!