"Once abolish God and the government becomes the God." -G.K. Chesterton

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Jeff Goldblum Is Dead (Or Is He?)

Just how real was the Jeff Goldblum story? So real that I heard it reported over the air on two Austin radio stations. And in Australia, a TV news station reported it as well. I'm assuming they didn't have time to put together a career retrospective, this "news" coming so quickly on the heels of Michael Jackson's passing.

While I have given up on Jon Stewart (his ideology has surpassed his humor), Stephen Colbert remains absurdly hilarious. He takes the fools who use twitter as a news source to task as he faux-reminisces about Jeff Goldblum's death while Jeff Goldblum shows up to correct him. As only Colbert can put it:

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